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While Charlie Sheen deals with accusations of cocaine use and purse ransacking, his ex-wife is just trying to move on from this unstable actor.
Says Moire Fiore, the mother of Brooke Mueller, who officially divorced Sheen last week:
"Brooke wakes up in the morning and works out. [She is] feeling positive about staying in the best physical shape for her twin sons, Max and Bob."

Seriously, folks, Kellan Lutz loves you. And you. And you. And, yes, you over there.
Asked by YRB magazine about the contingent of supporters known as Twihards, the hunky actor replied:
“I love the fans - the more the merrier, the crazier the better. I really embrace it; I’m a people person, I’m very much an extrovert... it’s all out of love... I get to see new personalities. It’s great.”
Fans adore Kellan, too. Why? These photos help explain:

Move over, Michael Lohan. You've got competition for the award of Most Exploitive, Attention-Seeking, Self-Centered Father of a Troubled Young Star in Hollywood.
Days after daughter Demi Lovato sought treatment for personal issues and details of her confrontation with a dancer went public, father Patrick spoke to Radar Online and blamed "pressures" for the mess his daughter finds herself in.
Disney reps and those close to the singer didn't appreciate public comments from a man who hasn't seen his child in three years, but Patrick went back on the record today, sounding like an even bigger moron and saying:
"This is the United States of America, I can talk anytime I want to."
Damn right you can, Patrick! Your legal rights are far more pressing here than the privacy of your daughter!
Patrick is quick to say that he doesn't blame Disney for the downfall of Demi, even giving the company props for providing her with bodyguards. But he adds:
"It's just the industry itself.... it's the whole industry... the pressures and the time element that you have to put forward. It's those types of things that go along with what you chose and you can't blame Disney for that."
True. But you can maybe blame a father who seemingly cares more about making headlines than doing what's best for his family.

So much for normalcy and structure. Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, who got back together in September, have called it quits again.
"Their on- and off-again relationship is currently off," a source told People. "But you never know with Miley and Liam. They could be back on at some point."

As we reported earlier, Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes are engaged. But as happy as the two are with each other, they're not happy that we know it yet!
Rimes and Cibrian are "pissed" that the engagement news broke, E! News reports, since they planned to cash in by selling the exclusive story. OOPS!
Eddie in particular is far from pleased, as exclusive pics and the requisite "over the moon" pullout quotes would have netted some nice bank. Oh well!
Interestingly, Rimes happened to pull a no-show at an event last night.
The bride-to-be was expected to attend a party celebrating her October Shape cover (which hit stands in early September, oddly enough), and curiously, ended up a no-show. Reps for the magazine said Rimes' absence was due to sickness.
For her part, Rimes has been tweeting furiously for the past two days (including well into last night), and made numerous mentions of battling the flu.
Here's hoping she gets well soon ... and gets over the whole missed celebrity gossip opportunity. There's always the wedding photos, CibriAnn.

Kris Humphries is an NBA journeyman who has played for four teams in his career.
Kim Kardashian is a dating journeywoman who has gone to bed with... more than four men in her romantic career.
Together, this pair comprised a table at the famous New York City eatery NOBU last night. No other details are available at the moment, but Humphries' first name, combined with his profession, make him a viable companion for Kim. Still, there's something about him that seems different than other boyfriends she's gone for.
We can't quite put our finger on it. Can you?

Through the use of poems, Tammy Lynn Michaels has spent the last few weeks going off on Melissa Etheridge. She claims the singer left her and the couple's children in poverty, scarcely able to afford food on a daily basis.
Asked if this allegation was true, Etheridge simply tells the latest issue of Us Weekly: "No, it's not."