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Happy Birthday, JWoww!
Jenni Farley from Jersey Shore, better known as JWoww, celebrated her 25h birthday in Las Vegas last night - and boy did she rock the Hard Rock hard!
We assume so, at least. Jenni has a tendency to go all out.
The Jersey Shore star, who donned a silver, glittery dress that was actually fairly conservative by her standards, was joined by boyfriend Roger Williams:
No cast members from the MTV show were on hand (we would have at least expected an appearance by Snooki and/or Deena), but it was still a blast.
Nice to see her smiling, given all the drama going on with ex Tom Lippolis and the nude photos dude is trying to hawk. What a sleaze that guy is.
Click to enlarge some vintage JWoww pictures, past and present, in honor of the reality star and Long Island native's 25th birthday ...

Rihanna-Ciara Beef Begins With Fashion Police Crack, Escalates on Twitter
You really gotta love Twitter. Celebrity feuds begin suddenly over nothing and spiral out of control for all to enjoy so efficiently in this high-tech day and age.
Today's star-studded social media beef: Ciara and Rihanna!
On Joan Rivers’ Fashion Police last night, the host was discussing with Ciara some absurd outfit Rihanna had worn (take your pick). That's when Ciara said:
"I ran into her recently at a party and she wasn’t the nicest, and it’s crazy because I’ve always respected what she’s done with fashion and I’ve ran into her before, but this time it just wasn’t the most pleasant run-in, so ..."
That thought was completed by Rivers: "…a bitch. Next!"
No sooner had the show aired, Rihanna took to her Twitter page, fuming about the remarks, writing: "My bad ci, did I 4get to tip u? #howrudeofme."
It only got better from there ...
Not even an hour later, Ciara hit right back: “Trust me Rhianna u dont want to see me on or off the stage“ (notice the misspelt name….ouch).
Rihanna: “U gangsta huh? Haaa. Good luck with bookin that stage u speak of.“
Maybe because C didn't write back, Ri felt bad, offering the following olive branch Tweet a bit later: "Ciara baby, I love u girl! U hurt my feelings real bad on TV! I’m heartbroken! That’s y I retaliated this way! So sorry! #letsmakeup."
Ah, Twitter feuds. They start fast, but they also conclude promptly.
As the saying goes, sticks, stones and Chris Brown can break your bones and maybe even knock you unconscious, but Twitter trash talk is fleeting.

Britney Spears: Pretty Much Loaded 
Britney Spears has done well for herself in the last few years.
The singer's conservatorship and marketing machine have made a killing since December of 2008, when the conservators took over $2,826,362.68.
Exactly one year later, Britney's assets controlled by the conservators swelled to $27,500,000, thanks largely to Britney's wildly successful Circus Tour.
The figures are deceiving in that conservators only control a portion of Britney's total estate - namely her business expenses. She has a lot of money and property in her various trusts and other business entitites the conservators do not control.
Basically, she's even richer than that figure indicates.

Natalie Kenly: Chronic Girl 2010, New Charlie Sheen Plaything
Natalie Kenly has found something to keep her occupied until 4/20:
The 24-year old model is one of several women - along with Bree Olson and Brooke Mueller - who is currently vacationing with Charlie Sheen in the tropics.
Best known for her spreads in Cali Chronic X Magazine, Kenly was first identified by TMZ as the mystery woman who was spotted smooching the actor this week and who he's been telling pals is one of his many "goddesses." Really. We're not making any of this up.

Kim Zolciak Shows Off Massive Baby Bump
Kim Zolciak has taken time away from arguing with NeNe Leakes to milk her pregnancy for a few thousand bucks.
The Real Housewife of Atlanta is featured in the latest issue of Life & Style, talking up pregnancy and the possibility of marriage.
"I'll be 33 when I have this baby, and I'm more in touch with my body now," Zolciak tells the magazine, adding about boyfriend Kroy Biermann: "[He] loves me pregnant. I don't remember my ex-husband being that into it, but Kroy loves it. He tells me I'm so beautiful."

Friend of Kim Kardashian on Kris Humphries: Possible Baby Daddy!
Scott Disick, he is not.
According to Bruce Jenner, Kim Kardashian has found someone who fits in well with the family. Asked about Kris Humphries at Friday's BBVA Celebrity All Star Game, Jenner told Us Weekly:
"He's a very nice guy. He's been over the house. It's very different for Kim."

Angelina Pivarnick and Dave Kovacs: Already Over?
It looks like Angelina Pivarnick's fiance is already poised to lave her a$$ amid reports that she's also nailing some guy named Ivan out on Staten Island.
The Jersey Shore star got engaged to David Kovacs last week in what was a very public engagement on the red carpet during New York Fashion Week.
Everyone thought there was no way in hell it was meant to last. But just hours after his proposal, he was referring to her as "a bad evil person." Why?
The engagement is nothing more than a "publicity stunt," a Kovacs source said, noting that David was involved, but that he got screwed just the same.
Kovacs loves Jersey Shore and assumes the producers are going to want Angelina back (don't hold your breath), and that he'll be brought on as well.
But, "Angelina is also seeing this guy Ivan, a firefighter from Staten Island," and her recent actions on Twitter have left Dave feeling hung out to dry:
"The day she got engaged to Dave, she put photos of herself and Ivan on Twitter with their shirts pulled up, leaning against each other in his room."
Angelina told pals that she wants it to appear that she's living in Manhattan so she says she lives with Dave and drives his Porsche, the source says.
But in reality, she's out on Staten Island hooking up with Ivan.
The source also explains that Dave had a "panic attack" after proposing that's why he was texting people calling Angelina "a bad evil person."
Despite the love triangle, Angelina is on board for the engagement because she thinks it will score her a new reality show. But will he go along?
Call us crazy, but we're skeptical, at least for now: "They aren't even friends on Facebook. The whole thing is weird," the source says.
That's putting it mildly.

American Outlaw: Jesse James to Pen Memoir
Jesse James wants to tell his side of the story.
Whether anyone wants to hear it is another matter, but  Sandra Bullock’s ex-husband has signed a deal to write his memoir, entitled American Outlaw.
Gallery Books, an imprint of Simon & Schuster, said that a publication date is not scheduled yet, but that James' writing would likely come out this year.
The Academy Award-winning actress left James last year after learning that he was having an affair with Michelle "Bombshell" McGee and other losers.
James, who has three children from his first two marriages before Bullock, is already engaged to Kat Von D, his longtime friend and TLC tattoo artist.
Should be an interesting memoir of self-loathing and profuse apologies.

Kacey Jordan May Have Aborted Charlie Sheen's Baby
Charlie Sheen is rather casual about his life of cocaine, porn stars and partying. In fact, it's difficult not to find such a cavalier attitude humorous.
But the relaxed view on unprotected sex and abortion taken by Kacey Jordan - the adult film actress who texted Sheen a couple weeks ago, claiming to be pregnant - is less of a laughing matter.
In an interview with Radar Online, Jordan says she went through with an abortion last Thursday (her fourth such procedure) and the child may have belonged to Sheen.
"I went home to Oregon to have it because that is where I grew up. I was sick and on the couch all day," said Jordan. "I think it might have been too soon to be Charlie's baby, but you never know. I get pregnant very easily."
There are steps one can take to avoid that state, of course. Did Kacey and Sheen use a condom?
"Charlie and I tried to use protection... I kept having to put it on again. I don't want people to think I just had sex with him and didn't try to use one," she said, unaware that one doesn't receive an A for effort when it comes to intercourse.
Jordan adds that she had sex with a different celebrity a week prior to Sheen, but "I can't talk about him because I had to sign a release." The baby may have been his.

Paris Hilton "Sure" Cy Waits Will Propose
Paris Hilton has been in a sex tape and many serious relationships, but might Cy Waits finally be the one? According to reports, she's absolutely sure of it.
She said the same thing about Doug Reinhardt, but no matter.
Paris recently told Ryan Seacrest that she's sure Cy will pop the question. Based on a recent shopping adventure, that could be sooner than later, too.
On Paris' 30th birthday, she accompanied Waits to luxury jewelry store Jacob & Co. in New York City, where the duo checked out some serious bling.
"They shopped for engagement rings," the source says.
"They were really cute together. Paris was making comments to Cy about the rings she liked and joking that her ring has to be at least 24 carats."
There was no engagement ring on this trip, but Hilton did not leave empty-handed. Girlfriend left with a $25,000 white gold and black diamond ring.
Not bad for a birthday. Paris told E! News that the two are "really serious" and that "I'm so happy. I've never been happier." Pop it, Cy. Pop it.

Whitney Port and Lauren Conrad: So in a Fight
Whitney Port and Lauren Conrad are so in a fight. Unfortunately, it was not caught on tape, nor does is it involve any pajamas and pillows.
Though close pals on The Hills, the two have gone their separate ways.
Why!?! "Whitney is upset because she thinks that The City was canceled to make room for Lauren's new reality show," a source tells Us.
If that's true, it's ironic, as Conrad's latest MTV reality venture was scrapped as well after the network deemed it too high brow for its current lineup.
Basically, Jersey Shore brings in the ratings and the network thinks the former Hills duo is apparently too boring, or at least their fashion careers are.
Either way, Whit skipped Lauren's birthday party. Make of that what you will!

Camille Grammer Won't Shut Up, Attend Kesley's Wedding
Camille Grammer will NOT attend the February 25 wedding between Kelsey Grammer and Kayte Walsh. But the reality star absolutely WILL talk at length about it. Truly shocking, we know.
"I don't want to be involved with the wedding, not at all," Camille tells People. "But I don't begrudge him his happiness."

Anderson Cooper Sends Prayers to Lara Logan
Anderson Cooper has Tweeted out a response to the unsettling news about Lara Logan and her attack at the hands of Egyptian protesters.
The CNN anchor, who left the country soon after he and his crew were also assaulted while covering that nation's recent uprising, simply wrote: "Sickened and saddened by the attack on Lara Logan. She is in all of our thoughts and prayers.”