Jennifer Aniston Could Use a Pretend Husband
Jennifer Aniston needs a beard. So to speak.
It's no surprise that 98 percent of gossip about her is BS. Because she's perpetually single and seemingly lonely, anything goes as far as the rumor mill is concerned.
Perhaps there's a lesson to be learned from her new movie, Just Go With It, in which she pretends to be married to Adam Sandler so he can impress another girl.
No longer shunning Chelsea Handler, she told her friend, "I'm not a pretend wife to anybody. I'm not a doctor, nor have I worked with one, nor played one on TV."
Despite similarities or tie-ins with her real life in recent roles, she says, "This one you can't parallel." Still, she adds, "I might have a pretend husband somewhere."
We're available, Jen, if you're interested. Especially if you wear dresses like that on a regular basis. Wow. She looks great for 41, or any age. Don't you agree?